Deadpool: This is Deadpool.
Phone: The mercenary?
Deadpool: I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."
Phone: Ah, yes. Have you ever heard of the One World Church?
Deadpool: Nope
Phone: It's in France.
Deadpool: I'll pass.
Phone: It pays a lot.
Deadpool: Good sir, you can't pay me enough to go to France while our countries are at war!
Phone: Uhm, we're not at war.
Deadpool: We're not?
Phone: No.
Deadpool: Oh....